The Internet has become obsessed with Siri's snarky answer to a famous math problem.

Forget about breaking the Internet, this story is breaking the Universe.

Everyone who's been through math class knows that you can't divide by zero. Then again, there's no question so dumb that people won't plug it into their phones. Anticipating this, the eggheads at Apple programmed their digital assistant to sass anybody who asks with this extremely condescending answer:

"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends."

It confirms the way you always suspected Siri felt about you. Once word got about about this Easter egg, everyone on Twitter had to give it a try:


By the way, asking Siri to divide by zero is dumb, but I can't judge. Back in 1996, I was one of the millions of prepubescent boys who asked Jeeves, "Are you gay?" I'm still ashamed.