The Internet has become obsessed with Siri's snarky answer to a famous math problem.
Forget about breaking the Internet, this story is breaking the Universe.
Everyone who's been through math class knows that you can't divide by zero. Then again, there's no question so dumb that people won't plug it into their phones. Anticipating this, the eggheads at Apple programmed their digital assistant to sass anybody who asks with this extremely condescending answer:
"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends."
It confirms the way you always suspected Siri felt about you. Once word got about about this Easter egg, everyone on Twitter had to give it a try:
Ask Siri "what is zero divided by zero?" RIGHT. NOW.
— Aaron Paul (@aaronpaul_8) June 30, 2015
when i asked Siri what 0 divided by 0 was pic.twitter.com/JifHW4gqZQ
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@zjmx_) June 30, 2015
When you ask what zero divided by zero is and #Siri says you have no friends pic.twitter.com/JRILDa8mFr
— Hashtag Darren (@hashtag_darren) June 30, 2015
SIRI JUST TOLD ME I HAD NO FRIENDS IM ABOUT TO SLAP THAT HOE
— ANN-DREE-UH! (@xojacks) June 30, 2015
By the way, asking Siri to divide by zero is dumb, but I can't judge. Back in 1996, I was one of the millions of prepubescent boys who asked Jeeves, "Are you gay?" I'm still ashamed.