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Redditor bigcityhawk says this cover letter for the open position of "Boyfriend" was slipped under her dorm room door shortly after announcing it on Facebook, and who can blame the applicant for being so eager? With the job market for recent college grads looking dim, students really can't afford to turn down any opportunity that doesn't involve moving to China to work in an Apple factory. So here's to hoping bigcityhawk is looking for a self-starting videogame dork who loves country music, cuddling, and cleverly stalking neighbors.

Sources: Redditor bigcityhawk