Introducing the AIRE, a device that lets you power your iPhone with your own breathing, and the first strike in the machines' eventual overthrow of the human race. We always assumed our gadgets would turn against us in a full scale military assault, but it turns out the revolt will happen quietly, by tricking us into voluntary enslavement. We're already using our own breath, the very thing that keeps us alive, to give them power. What else will they demand of us? Luckily the safest place to be is America, where the obesity epidemic has put so many of us on respirators that we simply have no oxygen to spare. The below promotional photo clearly shows the first victim in the machines' Breath Offensive:


Sources: JOAOLAMMOGLIA | Huffington Post