Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg posted a picture of him swimming with his infant daughter, and while she is an adorable billionaire baby, you know why you're really here: to check out Mark Zuckerberg's shirtless, pale, freckly, patchy-haired chest. Well, here you go, you sick freak:

Max's first swim. She loves it!

Posted by Mark Zuckerberg on Sunday, January 24, 2016

And here is a link to an image search for "Jesse Eisenberg shirtless," for comparison. Eisenberg played Zuckerberg in the movie The Social Network, but (fun fact) did not wear a merkin on his chest for the role.

Related: Mark Zuckerberg's perfectly innocuous baby photo manages to anger anti-vaxxers.

Advertising

Also, yes, Zuckerberg can be topless on Facebook but your breastfeeding photos might get flagged for nudity. Sorry.

Sources: Facebook