Some guy made a remix out of generic iPhone ringtones, and it's even better than we used to think iPhones were.
It's like the soundtrack to modern life never. letting. you. be. alone. ever.
This is the least annoying an iPhone has sounded in years. EDM musician and remixer of popular songs on YouTube MetroGnome has taken the infernal Marimba and the other default iPhone beepity-boops that have been driving us all insane since the phone's debut in 2007, and given them a dubstep treatment that made them actually entertaining. Do we still say dubstep? Is it just EDM now? I feel older than a Nokia brick phone right now. In any case, the bassline drops harder than a call on an iPhone.
Just be sure to turn off your phone before enjoying this song, so you're not constantly filled with missed call paranoia.
(by Johnny McNulty)