"I can't believe we got locked out of our Zords again. Wait, did we forget the black guy?"
One of the best lessons you can learn in life is that you can do anything you want in this world, because no one cares. Never is this more true than during commuting hours. No matter how shocking, ridiculous or scary you behave or dress, no matter how bizarre a business or service you try to offer in the middle of the train, no one cares enough about your antics to risk being late. Here are some of the best examples of people who have taken advantage of people's apathetic permissiveness to capture the fleeting, fickle attention of eyeballs on the Internet.
What is the guy in the red shirt talking about? It seems fascinating.
Why grandma, what a big AK-47 you have!