Spirit Airlines, the discount air carrier that has already capitalized on the sexual humiliation of Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen, and Anthony Weiner, is offering this limited-time deal "in honor" of the Secret Service's embarrassing affinity for hot, Colombian prostitutes. Maybe if our president's illustrious bodyguards had been able to get a flight this cheap, they wouldn't have tried to short one of their sex workers by 40 bucks.