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Spirit Airlines, the discount air carrier that has already capitalized on the sexual humiliation of Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen, and Anthony Weiner, is offering this limited-time deal "in honor" of the Secret Service's embarrassing affinity for hot, Colombian prostitutes. Maybe if our president's illustrious bodyguards had been able to get a flight this cheap, they wouldn't have tried to short one of their sex workers by 40 bucks.

Sources: MSNBC.com