And you thought your Dad was the only hairy, 300-pound, raging alcoholic that you had to worry about. If you go on vacation these last few weeks of August, keep an eye out for any stumbling, slurring killing machines in the vicinity. If you see a mama bear in this state, it's okay if you get between her and her cub. Just make sure you're not in between her and her 12-pack. Also, if you see a drunk bear sleeping it off, don't wake it. There is no more dangerous predator in nature than a hungover bear.