Please put your drunks in the upright and restrained position before landing.


As a rule, flight attendants encourage passengers to get drunk because it makes their job easier; the drunks pass out and don't ask them for nuts or blankets or any other stupid thing flight attendants might otherwise have to provide. However, when a passenger downs a whole bottle of duty-free booze during takeoff, as this specimen of human shame did, you get a different result: "groping, choking, and spitting on other passengers, and yelling that the plane was going to crash." The man's identity remains unknown, but one thing is for certain, he should be included in the inevitable remake of the TV show Lost.

Sources: Gawker