I'm most worried about juan_geezy, the guy who was cool with this before 9/11.

Advertising

With about a year under its belt (which it has to remove before going through the scanners), the Instagram account of the Transportation Security Administration has earned some notice for being home to the Internet's greatest arsenal of the insane and often homemade weapons Americans thought they needed to defend themselves in the sky. As you might imagine from the elite corps of blue-shirted gropers who stand between you and a timely departure, it's really weird and often makes you feel less safe than if they weren't there at all.

As far as I can tell, most people follow the TSA on Instagram for gift ideas.

It is basically the wet dream of that weird kid in high school who watched The Matrix too many times, believed he was meant to live as a Viking, and (as Vikings do) ordered Japanese throwing stars off of the Internet.

Advertising
Sources: Esquire | TSA