Don't go nuts worrying about why you're still single when everyone around you is already paired off. Here are ten perfectly logical reasons to explain why you still haven't found The One.


10. You are a pyromaniac, and your love of fire is stronger than your love for a significant other could ever be. People you’ve dated have pleaded with you to give them priority over your next flame, and you’ve tried. But eventually you set fire to their house and they end it with you.


9. You are deceased. Better get used to those weekends laying around by yourself with nothing but your own rot to keep you company. Since death is a yawning, blank void, most dead people go through a serious, eternity-long dry spell dating-wise.