As we wake from our chocolate and lingerie slumber, there's a lot of work to be done. It's time to mop up the discarded blood and tissue from all the hearts that were broken last night. This man is a hero of heartbreak. He's not like you. He's not the kind of person who would fill his bouquet with dog crap, leave it outside of the door of the woman who jilted him, set it on fire and ring the doorbell before taking off running. He just wants to know his romantic gesture will be embraced by someone who deserves it. Or at least that his 45 bucks didn't go to waste.

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Sources: Redditor Meowjin