"Greatest brother ever" qualifications have really taken a nose-dive.


This is going straight into his, "Why I've spent my whole life feeling emasculated" scrapbook, which he'll one day present to his therapist. Either that or he'll hit the boxing gym to begin a rigorous regimen of training, on the way to being declared "Worst Brother Ever With A Killer Right Hook" by next Valentine's Day.

Sources: Redditor maeganmarie