We'll overlook the uncapitalized Valentine. Because we want to have sex.


Love is the noblest of emotions, but you can't meet someone at a bar and then go home and love them silly until dawn. Well, you could but it wouldn't be as fun. Some would say that advertising yourself as easy will keep people from loving you in the long run but to us it just says "I like speed dating except in bed and hopefully for more than 30 seconds." So put yourself out there, in there, around there, whatever - Valentine's Day is when Cupid is playing with unlimited ammo so take as many shots as you want.

Sources: Redditor LittleTillyFooFoo