- Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible.

We're irresponsible enough to make every day Saturday.

You did it! You've made it through another hellish, unbearable week, and just by sitting there and letting time pass all by itself! Still, any reason to celebrate is a good one. Spread the joy on Facebook and Twitter so people know you know what day it is and exactly how you feel about that day ("not incredibly depressed, for a change"). Or spend the entire day making your own Friday cards so we have an excuse to spend our entire Friday reading them. - Sorry you're an atheist and have no one to thank it's Friday.

"Thank Richard Dawkins It's Friday" doesn't have the same ring to it. - Please stop scheduling Friday afternoon meetings

Unless you want people as focused on work during your meeting as they are mid-orgasm. - Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.

And it's going to be putting in some overtime. - Thank God It's The Day Of The Week I Can Behave Godlessly.

Goodbye pants, hello jail cell! - Here's to another Friday evening of false optimism about the weekend.

"Think I'm gonna liven things up and try a new drink at the same bar we always go to."  



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