- Here's to another Friday evening of false optimism about the weekend. - It's about time for us to start making vague plans we'll never put into action. - I'd love to do something with you this weekend within a one-block radius of my apartment. - Let's go to a crowded bar or party to socialize exclusively with ourselves - I'd love to get together this weekend to watch the TV shows I was planning to watch alone on my couch. - Let's find a cozy little bed and breakfast where we can check our email. - After reviewing all my other options, we should totally hang out tonight. - I stay home every weekend so the only thing I regret doing is staying home every weekend. - Let's plan a weekend getaway alone in our apartments on our computers. - I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I don't know where I am. - I'm counting on you to cancel our plans this weekend. - Let's relax tonight by spending two hours trying to find something to watch on Netflix.