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5. Justin Bieber, because anyone can look EXACTLY LIKE HIM with only $100K worth of surgery. Toby Sheldon (R), a 33-year-old songwriter and a huge fan of Justin Bieber's (L) youthful look, has spent $100,000 to get plastic surgery to look exactly like him. And boy, has he ever succeeded. The resemblance is eerie, and it's not just because the thought of two Justin Biebers gives me the willies. I mean, first of all, they have the same haircut. And then, their eyebrows are also sort of similar. They both have eyes... Yes sir, it was worth every penny.
4. Gay marriage opponents in New Jersey. Governor Chris Christie withdrew an appeal to overturn a court's ruling in favor of gay marriage, and the state began recognizing gay marriages today. As the clock struck midnight, Newark Mayor Cory Booker conducted several marriages, and the rush to get legally wed has continued all day. But don't worry, homophobes (SORRY I MEAN PEOPLE WHO JUST HAVE IMPORTANT MORAL AND RELIGIOUS OBJECTIONS TO GAY MARRIAGE) have plenty of other states to live in. New Jersey is only the 14th state to recognize same-sex marriage.