5. LeBron James. The San Antonio Spurs defeated the Miami Heat in game 5 of the NBA Finals last night, in a game that was a blast to watch if you were a Spurs fan, extremely painful for Heat fans, and probably pretty boring for everyone else. At one point in the first quarter the Heat were up 16 points, and it seemed like Miami might have a chance to come back from their 3-1 deficit in the series. But the Spurs—a virtual World Cup tournament of a team—came back with a vengeance, trouncing the Heat with a final score of 104-87. Sadly for LeBron, one of the enduring images of the series will undoubtedly be this.
4. Whoever does PR for KFC. It's getting harder and harder to find a fast-food place where you can eat out of a bucket with a good conscience. Last week, employees at a KFC in Jackson, Mississippi allegedly asked this adorable three-year-old girl to leave because the scars on her face—from a recent pit bull attack that left her with severe injuries—were bothering other customers. You know who those scars were really bothering, other customers? The tiny little girl who suffered horrific violence after being attacked by three pit bulls. But don't let that interrupt your biscuit chomping. Naturally, the Internet leapt to little Victoria Wilcher's defense, and KFC was forced to apologize. They also pledged $30K to help with Victoria's medical bills. Now it's time for whoever does PR for pit bulls to apologize.