5. Prince George of Cambridge, who just found out he'll have a younger sibling and potential rival to the throne.


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He's had a year to enjoy the perks of being an only child, but Kate Middleton and Prince William just announced that they have another baby on the way. This means that not only will Georgie have to share his royal toys, but since his younger sibling will likely see him as nothing but a speed-bump to inheriting the throne, George will have to spend the rest of his life sleeping with one eye open to make sure the kid doesn't try and take a shortcut to greatness. Hopefully he bones up on his Shakespeare and doubles up the Royal Guard on duty around his crib.

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4. Gun nuts who love sandwiches.


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Panera Bread just joined the ranks of chain restaurants that would prefer their customers not possess the ability to murder lots of people real fast. The chain issued a statement asking that "guns not be brought into this environment unless carried by an authorized law enforcement officer." Those who believe our founding fathers wanted a free people to have the right to protect themselves while ordering their slightly warmed chicken sandwiches will just have to hit the Subway. They're ready for you, as this bulletproof Subway shop clearly demonstrates.

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3. Anyone who forgot to save $600 to surrender to Apple for their obligatory annual purchase.

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