We're in hour 18 of the tense standoff between an entire building full of human beings and a single unhinged goose. We're told the goose allowed two pregnant women to be released as a show of faith, but he's still threatening to murder the shins of one hostage per hour until the authorities provide him with a jet to fly his family up from Florida where they've been spending the winter. Negotiations broke down after an attempt to trick the goose into getting his head stuck in of those plastic six-pack holders proved fruitless. It's in God's hands now.

Sources: Redditor radison