Sadly, Tony did not read the fine print.
Now that we have your attention, you have plenty of time to reflect on how we were totally lying. Sure, you’ll have a corner office—if you consider a horribly uncomfortable chair that will give you life-long back problems an "office." That expensive company vehicle is a Goliath of a clunker that can’t go over 60 mph and will constantly break down in the middle of the freeway. But, hey, bus drivers really do get the opportunity to travel all over the country—by bus.