Seriously, a good sense of humor is the only way you will get through this.
When you start looking for a job, you usually look for a position that suits your particular interests and skill set. But after a few, dark months, it's time to give up on using your anthropology degree for anything and time to start pulling tiny bugs and their eggs off the heads of strangers. This job is perfect for anyone who has a flexible schedule, their own car, and no hope. Luckily, the work is "inconsistent" and only 5-15 hours per week, which means you'll have plenty of time to reflect on how short you've fallen of your dreams and whether your head is itchy or you're just imagining it.