This flyer was spotted in Laramie, WY, and it's quite the wake-up call. We thought we knew how bad the economy had gotten, but we had no idea we were at the point when people start posting their "Hardworker Seeks Feces" ads. This goes way beyond "Double-Dip Recession" right? It's time to start calling it a "People Are Hoping To Get Paid Five Bucks A Week To Shovel Dog Shit Recession." We've never been so worried for the mindset of the American worker as we were after examining the diagram at the bottom of the ad for a good 45 minutes, trying to figure out what on Earth it could possibly mean. As horrifying company logos go, it's got to rank in the top five nationwide.