The May 21st Rapture left behind waaay more people than expected, and after so many Family Radio disciples quit their jobs and sold off their possessions to buy more billboard space, they're going to be looking for work. Taco Bell deserves to be commended for not discriminating against the unsaved. The fast food chain knows that even though we have another rapture supposedly coming up this October, that's five whole months of tacos that need selling. When you fill out the application, list your sins under "special skills." (Via EPICponyz)


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