5. Justin Bieber - The pop star was in the middle of a concert Saturday night when he suddenly bent over, turned his back to the audience and spewed out an inadvertently accurate metaphor for his music onto the stage. Extra security staff was immediately brought in to prevent the first seven rows from charging the puddle with squeegees and Tupperware containers. Bieber claims the vomiting was brought on by drinking too much milk — an excuse that's as unlikely as it is adorable. Unfortunately, he was able to recover and finish the show.
4. Tim Cook - It's been a tough few days for the Apple CEO. First, he apologized for the geographical disaster that is Apple Maps (which Apple Maps users were unable to hear from the bottom of the 500-foot ravine they'd driven themselves into on the way to the grocery store). Now, he's getting media backlash for saying sorry in the first place — something people say Steve Jobs would have never done. Which just goes to show that, whether it's the new iPhone or the new CEO, Apple users will always find something to complain about.