5. Broadway fans - Another year, another round of decidedly un-fabulous ratings for the gayest show on television without the words "Glee," "Smash," or "Housewives" in the title. Not even the always-impressive hosting skills of Neil Patrick Harris could stop this from being the least-watched Tony Awards in TV history. If things on Broadway get any more "Miserables," they're planning to change the title of Jesus Christ Superstar to Jesus Christ Will Someone Please Start Paying Attention To Us.


4. Georgians - A North Georgia chapter of the Ku Klux Klan has applied to adopt a stretch of highway, presumably so they can raise it to hate minorities. If the Georgia Department of Transportation accepts their offer, the KKK will be responsible for cleaning up litter on that stretch of road — though, ironically, it will now be permanently covered in white trash.