5. Racist Hollister models - You make think Hollister's business plan consists entirely of dressing 14-year-old douchebags like the villain in an '80s surfing movie, but they also deal in horrifying international bigotry. This picture is one of several incredibly offensive tweets from Hollister models who were in Seoul recently to open the clothing chain's first South Korean store. And yes, he does appear to be mocking an appalling Asian stereotype, but for all we know, he could just be trying to adjust his eyes in a dimly lit Hollister.

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4. Homophobes - Bad news for Rick Santorum and the dwindling number of homophobes out there: A new report says that the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell had zero negative effects on the U.S. military, which is a far cry from the total collapse into limp-wristed mass surrender that Santorum so vocally feared. With increasing signs that the NFL is becoming more cool with homosexuality as well, it seems Santorum and company are running out of macho places to get their hetero on. Pretty soon it's just going to be him and Kirk Cameron at a NASCAR race trying desperately not to make eye contact with each other.

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