One teacher, minus a job, plus many, many regrets.

Even if your performance reviews consist mostly of waiting for the boss to stop laughing, you're still considerably better off than these poor bastards. So take a look at these true tales of unbelievable incompetance, and take a modicum of solace in the fact that there are people out there who have been even more off-task than you are right now.

 


At least all the technology he lost will be obsolete in about two weeks. 

 


The one time people would have actually liked to hear the pilot say something over the intercom.

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