Anyone who has a job or has recently been fired from one knows about the dreaded Supervisor Sneak-Behind, in which your boss wordlessly peeks over your shoulder like a ninja with coffee breath and catches you tending virtual crops instead of doing whatever it is they're paying you for. Thankfully, a Yale undergrad with a very bright future in procrastination has created HardlyWork.in, a program that converts your Facebook feed into a suitably boring, nondescript spreadsheet that still updates in real-time. Unfortunately, there is still no program to help you formulate a good explanation for why every 15-minute assignment takes you six-and-a-half hours to complete.
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