A brilliant headline guaranteed to make you feel slightly less angry at work.
Had they given him an employee discount on the merch, this might have been avoided.
If you're working with something all day long, it loses its intended effect. Bakers would probably rather starve than eat a slice of cake. Same goes for the urologist. He can barely even look at his own penis after he clocks out. And the stress-ball factory worker, after spending all day packing those things into the boxes, soon finds that the stress-reliever has become the source. And he has no choice but to respond to being fired by punching his boss in the face, drawing two knives and screaming "I'll cut you up." Allegedly. Hopefully he'll soon find new work testing out massage chairs.