- I've stopped even pretending to do anything around here

Let them know how little you care with a thoughtful ecard.

So The Office ended but yours is still soldiering on. We're sorry. There are still plenty of sadly hilarious (and hilariously sad) things about working in a sterile, fluorescent-lit, mind-numbingly tedious prison. We've put together this list to make the 8 hours you spend putting off doing work fly by faster. Don't get caught sharing these on Facebook and Twitter and remember not to use your real name when you complain about your job on a card of your very own.

Advertising - When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die

Don't you feel better now? - I'd have better people skills if I worked with better people.

"Blaming others for your shortcomings" counts as a people skill! - I'm not convinced we've wasted enough time on this

For when there's more work to do and you don't want to do it, so really anytime. - I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.

AKA "The American Dream." - Long story short, I'm right and all of you are wrong

Just go ahead and put this one up outside your cubicle while you still have a job. - The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss.

Number one on your to-do list. - Let's boost office morale by going out to drink and complain about office morale

Misery loves whatever company you work for. - Appearing busy to avoid being laid off has become more exhausting than actually working

You just have to keep up the act until retirement. - The morning is a success if I make it to lunch without eating my lunch.

We usually drink our lunch. We also have our lunch for breakfast. - Let's factor my hangover into today's workload

"How to I bill 'trying not to vomit'?" - Let's spend countless hours preparing for a meeting that will be delayed, canceled, or misrepresented

Just go ahead and hang this one on the wall of the conference room. - Please figure this out and get back to me ASAP even though it would take me less time to do it myself than to write this email.

Everyone knows someone to send this card to. - We're concerned your job is interfering with your drinking

Time to start going to Workaholics Anonymous. - I'm much more efficient at work when I cry at my desk instead of in the bathroom

The bathroom is for hiding to eat your lunch so you don't have to talk to anyone.