Advertising

Misleading! This vandlized poster would have you believe the Heimlich could have prevented the deaths of so many admirals who failed Lord Vader for the last time, but Henry Heimlich didn't even exist in the Star Wars universe. Even if he did (we haven't read all the stupid books okay?), you can't pound on someone's ribs to eject the power of the force from their esophagus. The geek who changed this poster could cause countless unnecessary deaths when the only real remedy in this situation is to not bring the damn fleet out of hyperspace too early.

Sources: Redditor boido