What's the traditional gift for your fifth Kardashian? Full body wax or a bronze ass mold? This card is delightful, but you should be there in person to explain what you mean to your partner, just in case she thinks it's the announcement of yet another reality show on E! and immediately commits suicide. Anyway, Happy Fifth Downfall Of American Culture Oops I Mean Kardashian you two!

Sources: Oh Muffins