This terrifying "marital aid" was instead used to aid a particularly irritated Comcast subscriber with the old "mail your cable company a huge purple double-sided dildo" gag. Classic. It's a good thing they censored their own use of the word  "fuck," too, because otherwise this would've seemed like a vulgar gesture. Maybe when this person realizes satellite companies are just as nightmarishly overpriced and unhelpful, they'll come back to Comcast with an equally creative peace offering. Like a Fleshlight.

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[ Via CollegeHumor]