Great card. But when you're asking people for divorce lawyer recommendations, do you really want to hear "My divorce attorney was hilarious!" Wouldn't you rather get a card that's blood red, with the print in a stern black font, as harsh on the eyes as he'll be on your spouse in the settlement? If you do go with the perforated card guy, maybe go with the one whose card splits at 70-30, or at least 60-40. If all he can get you is half, his jokes better be just as funny as his card if he's going to keep you from crying.
[ Via Work.Failblog]