The Divorce Cake. Because why should you only get cake at your wedding? You've already got a big meal, a pile of gifts, non-stop booze, and, in some cases, "love." Save the cake for your divorce when you have nothing left but bitterness, legal fees, and the regret of all those years wasted on the wrong person. The Divorce Cake goes great with your Divorce Bourbon and your Divorce Hunt For Rebound Sex. Just hope your ex doesn't fall down a flight of stairs and die because this pastry will end up being the prosecution's Exhibit A.