You see this, Wall Street fat cats? Even the world's most sought-after bar trivia teammate is one bad week away from earning his "Daily Doubles" on a street corner. Meanwhile, Watson is living large in some swanky penthouse apartment somewhere with his sexy new live-in assistant, Siri. Still, it's good to have the guy who knows everything about everything on our side in all this. If we ever elect to decide the redistribution of wealth via an elaborate televised game show, he will be our champion.

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[ Via The Daily What, Reddit, Ken Jennings]