Look, we all have some lies we need to tell ourselves, and when you're a guy who's chosen to make dressing up like a sad, pale lady his "thing," those lies had better hold up to close scrutiny. But "one-legged pants?" Come on! What about "lower body sheath" or "flared leg cover?" Or hell, call it "The Guy From Hellraiser Wore This And He Was Scary As Balls So Shut Up." If you feel the need to call it one-legged pants, it's time to man up and stop borrowing your girlfriend's mascara. Real goth dudes step up to the L'Oreal counter with pride.

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[ Via Reddit]