All right, enough with the immature jokes. All this comparison indicates is that a phallic vegetable from one country appears comically undersized next to the shockingly impressive girth of a phallic vegetable from another country, OK? Even if we wanted to, we couldn't even speak to the veracity of that tired, offensive stereotype due to our lack of experience with Japanese male sexual partners. We can say, however, that that is a ridiculously inaccurate representation of an American penis. It is far too small.

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[ Via Reddit]