This sign makes us feel conflicted, because obviously we're glad to hear these bananas don't have any bones in them, but also pretty terrified about what was being sold here before this. We're not saying Chiquita is secretly breeding horrifically mutated human/banana hybrids in a maniacal attempt to genetically engineer a real-life version of their mascot, we're just saying they probably are.

At least they're not telling us these are watermelons >>


[ Via Reddit]