someecards.com - I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat.


someecards.com - I need a workout that will help me lose weight without losing my boobs.
 

someecards.com - I have more food in my body than in my fridge.
 

someecards.com - I work out just enough to claim my weight gain is muscle.
 

someecards.com - My body isn't a temple, it's a maximum security prison for fat.


someecards.com - I love pretending that I don't care about my weight


someecards.com - I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.


someecards.com - I can't return to the gym until I lose some weight.
 

someecards.com - The most exercise I get is briefly sucking in my gut whenever I catch my reflection in the mirror.


someecards.com - I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight gain.


someecards.com - I'm too fat to skinny dip.
 


 

someecards.com - I'm not fat, I'm married.