We're no experts on how to get away with murder, but we're pretty sure one of the first rules is not drawing an elaborate illustration of that murder on your upper body in permanent ink. Apparently no one explained that to Anthony "Chopper" Garcia, who was arrested when police noticed this prominent chest tattoo proudly depicting his 2004 slaying of 23-year-old John Juarez — a cold case that had gone unsolved almost long enough to be completely forgotten. This is exactly why we have that tattoo of us stealing office supplies safely hidden on our left ass cheek, like a normal person. (Via The Daily What)

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