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Despite reinforcing every ethnicity-based penis stereotype imaginable, this map does contain a few surprises, like that the world's most powerful nations seem to be the least powerful where it counts. Could the Cold War merely have been a case of two overcompensating, under-endowed countries? Then again, a lot of the data in this chart was "self reported" rather than measured, so there's no telling how honest anyone was. We're looking at you, Hungary. (Via Disinformation)

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