She was better than OK, dammit.

If we were kind, considerate people, we'd have ignored these victims of parental misjudgment, knowing full-well they'll be sufficiently teased throughout life. Then we figured, what's a little more public humiliation going to hurt? Enjoy these delightfully terrible monikers discovered around the Web, and let us know of others we may have missed.


Yes, that name is to lure children.

It's hard to be such a big sexfish in such a small sexpond.

90 years and still going hard.