This is our Chilean Miner story. It took a man to slick down his legs and slide into that baby swing, but it took a hero to survive for nine hours after his friends clearly abandoned him to laugh hysterically someplace warm and indoors. We didn't go to journalism school, but we have a hunch on this one: alcohol was involved. Alcohol was very involved. Unless they were just drinking the detergent.

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[ Via KTLA]