We don't know much about Kim, because apparently, neither did her family. We do know her fondness for striped shirts and mischievous grins was matched only by her love of catching up with her old pal Jesus. He would be like, "What's up, Kim?" And she was all, "Nothin' much JC." And he was like, "Wanna come over? And she was like, "Hells yeah I wanna come over!" So he made her have a massive stroke.

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