The relief most people experience after a good, long visit to the restroom still doesn't compare to the rush of pure elation Babatunde Omidina must have felt after that 25th drug-free bowel movement. It's unfortunate that a man of such high moral and regular fiber was put in this embarrassing situation to begin with, but we're glad he was able to cleanse his colon and reputation. Not to mention it must be extra vindicating to know the overly suspicious cops who ruined your trip spent almost a whole month disappointedly poking at your poop.

Another man desperate to prove his fecal-related innocence >>


[ Via Yahoo News]