- Congratulations on driving sober


After crashing his 2008 Maserati into a rocky Malibu hillside Sunday night, police claim Mel Gibson "was extremely cooperative, he was a gentlemen." At no point did Gibson claim Jews are responsible for the all the wars in the world or drunkenly slur a comment about the tits of any officers at the scene of the crash. No word yet on how the crash happened or whether Gibson will demand a blow job from his insurance company.



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