Yeah, dumbass. Foundations are hard. Like in construction. Man stuff.
I'd like to say that I learned something from this video from BuzzFeed Yellow, but unfortunately all I know is that if I were put in the same position, my wife would end up looking like a clown working the Jersey Shore boardwalk. The first guy actually does OK, reaching what I would call a "cut-rate mortician" level of quality. The second dude didn't completely ruin everything, achieving an 18th-century French lady of ill repute who had to put her paint on quickly in the dark. Then we have the last guy who went full Boehner on his girlfriend. That guy is single now.
(by Johnny McNulty)