You're buying dinner, Brandon.

You may not be able to judge a person by their appearance, but you can definitely judge if they have lots and lots of money from a photo of their bank statement. 

Barstool Sports shared this straight-shooting Tinder profile pic from 29-year-old Brandon. While some may call a woman who would date a man for money "shallow," we'd call a man with six figures in the bank "worth meeting." With that much in savings, he could have a second family in Ohio and we'd still want to at least meet him. 

Yeah, Brandon may be a tool, but on the plus side, he probably works really long hours at a hedge fund and we'd never even have to see him. Win-win!


(by Shira Rachel Danan)

Sources: Barstool Sports